Wednesday, January 7, 2009

love in the times of recession!!

love..this is one word which is supposed to be the biggest money spinner after the word sex!! and please friends there is no such thing as 'free love'. Ask all the guys trying to woo the girls, they are so stressed, after all the girls always except them to do something different than her friends 'oh so perfect boyfriend'..and we dumb witted guys can think of only one way to get the mind off this! SHOPPING! now that's a ACE in the pocket.. anyways what i want to teach you guys is how to love in times of recession. I know, most of you are with your ass flat on ground! so here are the golden words...
1. Tell your gf about the new movie where the hero takes his girl to roadside stall..how romantic! fool her with this. Roadside stalls are back in fashion!
2. Tell her she is looking fat,i know its a sin to do with girls! but be rest assured she is not going to go to any cafe for munching!
3. Tell her about the new friend of yours who is a dietitian. Keep rattling out the calorific value of every food she even looks at!
4. Tell her you have enrolled into handicraft making classes. now onwards all gifts will be hand made! And than use your mom's old handmade stuff!
5. When you go for dinner at hotel, carry your dabba along, it saves bill!
6. Gift her baba ramdev's CD on ill effects of alcohol. Drinking in disc is strict no, and whats the point of going if you can not drink!
7. GANDHIGIRI..its the latest fad, use it for the killer effect. sada jeevan uch vichar..basically means all flashy clothes are no no for you!
8.  Give a call at her place, and tell her dad, that you are her college professor and her attendance and grades are slipping.(i know that's evil but!) so no more day time movies at the multiplexes(i call them black holes.. they suck your money in!)
9. Buy a walkie talkie set, its hip and in thing(that's what you are going to tell her!), and its going to save hell of money(now that's what you are intrested in!).
10. Buy LPG kit for all those long drives.. now don't bother about the vrooom!

this is the first 10 commandments, rest will follow when my lazy brain feels like working again.
and yes if all of them fail, ask the government for a date bailout package!