Ever since I was a kid my parents taught me the wrong things in life. I was told to stay quiet and not to touch anything when I go at someone’s place. Ok fine, no problem, but than I was told that whenever we have guest at our place I should give my toys to them. Bullshit, what were they trying to make me! Anyways I learnt the tricks of trade very fast, and now I m going to spread the golden rules of enjoying at friend’s expense to my lucky viewers, the list goes like this.
1. Choose rich friends, they generally have no problem blowing up their dad’s money.
2. Be a chatter box, a live wire people love to hang out with, generally you will have someone footing your bill, always!
3. Whenever you go out for evening trip to the market to catch up some crowd, be the one who knows about the details to the T of all the girls in your locality, you will always have lot of looser Romeo treating you to snacks.
4. Always carry big notes, or better pretend to carry big notes! And than always keep the owner of your regular hangout place in your friend list. Just a wink should tell him to proclaim that he doesn’t have any change.
5. After finishing the food, go out to the wash room or for a fag till the time the bill is pad. You might have to endure the smell in the wash room, but you got to bear it.
6. Whenever you go out for a movies, offer to go and buy some fag, the moment the topic of buying the ticket comes up.
7. Make your parents look like evil in front of your friend eyes, the reason you don’t use your dad’s car, right?!
8. And most important, read it and practice it..
3 comments:
hey..really cool piece...but i ve ma serious doubt...dat u practice it...i ve seen u spendin so much on ur so called rich friends...lol;)...nywaz enjoyed readin every word of it...u reall rock brother!!
gud one.. i'll try to make d best of it.. :) free ka kab kuch achha lagta hai.. free ka gyan bhi.. :P
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