confession of criminal mind

its been a long time since shooting has been banned in india courtsey mrs maneka gandhi.. but last week i was given the task to shoot dogs!! their no. has increased faster than indian inflation rate.. pay commision not doing much about us, i thought that i might as well give it a shot..you never know its might be a alternate carrer for me!! might win a gold medal one day in olympics!! or better become a assasin!! well whatever, castles made in dreams don't last long.. the dogs were much faster than me(both mentally and physcially!!) the first one was a black ugly looking one.. i shot him at 25 m range..accurate and lethal..thats me!! but the moment i turn my back towards him, he gets up and vanishes, well now i can't even claim i shot one.. the photographer(my poor junior who has been tasked by me to shoot my antics) was looking scared..he also missed the shot! and well the dogs here were really expert in gurriela warfare, coz i could not see any dog after the first kill(well i hope that the shot is going to give him a death, the slow kinds.. ). i went on my bike with a gun in my hand(just like DUS..atleast thats what i felt!). A gun in hand always gives a kick! well the 1 hour search was futile as i could not find one dog! and while i was relaxing after the search, came one more walking into my trap..boom..just miss..boom 2nd shot and that was one more kill..but the photographer was missing again.. alas.. and suddenly my phone started ringing, i thought its a call form the indian olympic asscociation.. well 3 shots for 2 kill is a nice avg. but it was angry residents, particualrly the ladies venting their anger on me.. one lady made the resquest of leaving a black bitch she feeds..well what was she thinking, i will lift up the tail..see the sex and than shoot.. the dogs are not that dumb lady! and next request, not to shoot a CUTE brown dog... now how do i find out this CUTE dog among the 5 options of brown dogs that i had...!!!anways the double strike was enough to scare the entire community of the street dogs there.. and well my life was not good after that, ladies looked to me a heartless soul.. well not true.. society creates crme, criminals just do the job! and well some one has to do the dirty job..so was i..but i feel sad coz just by chance on that date one person has died there, but no one knew about it.. well if you respect life..a human life is also of same importance as a dog's life..but at the same time, it was just a job for me, not a hobby for me..