lazy is what lazy does!

i have meet many people who are hardworking in my life..but the good part is hard work is hardly contegious!! have you ever seen someone start working coz the person next to him working.. only incase he/she(i hate this part coz of the feminists i have to type more!) is your senior and you really want to impress him/her(see again!), which basically means you are licking his a**! but see the amazing thing with the lazy things, say like yawn.. its so damn contegious.. 57% of people yawn after seeing the person next to them yawn..amazing stat isn't it! but being lazy is not that easy..its a art that needs perfection..but i guess having been there and done that! i can give u a sneak peek in the anatomy of a lazy person.. well to begin with, first thing first.. laziness is a state of mind.. u can't fake it.. you got to attain it and than perfect it..so having understood the basic premise.. lets go ahead mates..to begin with u got to get the lazy look on your face.. let me try to explain it to u..its like u got to keep ur eyes blurred and mouth slightly open, head tilted to right.. and the expression of "i'll die if i even blink my eye"..i wish i could put my pic here! well i being a lazy always wishes that i had a find tool(ctrl+F ) key in my life..coz hate to get up and look for things..(well a lazy mind has to think weird) ..thinking is somthing that lazy minds do quite ofte, even though most of it is wishful..but you got to do it, sometimes(there is no regualr wor in a lazy person dictionary!) being a lazy you need to work on sore ass pains.. too feel and look lazy you got to sit at the same place and same pose for hours, hence the back and ass pain to endure..but let me tell you, once you get used to it, it ain't that painful.. and just in case soebosy corners you to do any work.. well just do this..If you are asked to do something you REALLY don't want to do, first try your manly best to get out of it. If that doesn't work, go ahead and do what you were asked to do, but complain that you don't know howto do it and continuously ask questions on how to do each little part. If no one rushes in to do it for you yet, finish the job in the most half-assed way you possibly can and then say "See???? I told you I couldn't do it." Eventually people will stop asking you to do things. Also practice your blank stare.. look lost whenever anyone calls you.. you will be told to get lost eventually..so thats ok..remember promises are meant to be broken.. promise the sky and deliever only thin air! changes are not necessary, the thing would not have come in the first place if it was not supposed to be there..so resist change..but incase it requires you to do any work to resist this change, leave it..let the change happen..as if we the lazy guys bother!! well enough man, i am already tired.. my fingers are going numb with this strenous activity. so i am going to tell you the rest of the stuff once my next thinking session is due, which is like 3 week away.(my brain is as lazy as my ass!)