i always look forward to holidays, gives me perfect excuse to laze around. in my world, HOLIDAYS are HOLIDAYS..that means no work, no bath, no shave and just me and my bed and lots of food, tv, net and ya now not to forget! warm hugs and cuddles from my wife! last 2 weeks have been great here coz of the rains, the weather is just perfect. it was once again great on this sunday and after getting up at 2 in the noon and having not so great biryani( hold it, it has chicken in it..ya! the yummy biryani!) and again lazing for couple of hours again, my wife came out with a wish in the evening, "something yummy". so now a task on hand, whenever your wife says something, you have to basically tell whats on her mind! she has already decided what she wants but just want to check your "love quotient". luckily i was upto the task! so finally we got six hot samosas and mouth watering jalebis.. its a experience, a moment of joy and pure bliss to munch onto those yummy samosas on a evening like this..your stomach cries out with tears of joy for you, thanking his master for what has been bestowed upon him..while you are savoring this moment you suddenly catch your wife watching FIFA match..someone against someone( i follow football totally, just not mentioning the names here for maintaining anonymity!) and here comes the GOAL!!!!! the player takes of his tee and you see rippling six pack abs..feel that little twinge close to heart..and just say it in your mind, " i wish".. and than you look back at that one last samosa lying in the plate...life has once again thrown a question at me....samosa pack or six pack............
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dude, now that u have a wife, its time to concentrate on those samosa packs....now six pack ho ya 36 pack shes with u for life ;)
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PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
-Our Lord to Saint Gertrude
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